
“The jawline of a superhero, the body of a Greek god, the intelligence of Dr Manhattan… all wrapped in the char of Bond, James Bond.”
Anon…
The Man
This guy just does not stop…
The Story
Born into the German aristocracy, on a Thursday, around noon. True story…
The Legend
Impressing women with suave moves and classic charm…

“Always ready to grapple with the psychosis inducing, mind bending distortion loops of infinite improbability”
Anon…