"The jawline of a superhero, the body of a greek god, the intelligence of Dr Manhattan... all wrapped in the charm of Bond, James Bond."
-Anon
Video - Special ops mission...
Taking on the mind bending challenges of the modern world.
Video - Special WRC appearance...
Going round the bend... round and round and ROUND.
Video - World class driving...
Its only a speeding fine if the conviction is not overturned on appeal...
Video - Bredemeyer, the early years...
Growing up is never easy.
Feature - Worlds most famous...
Ian Bredemeyers fame has been covered in numerous magazines and other various publications.
Feature - Motor Mania...
With exception abilities across a wide range of diciplines, nothing is beyond the capabilites of thie exceptional man.
"Bredemeyer is always ready to grapple with the psychosis inducing mind bending distorsion loops of infinite improbability."
-A Einstein
THE MAN
From his earliest days as an intellectual prodigy to his philanthropic work, Mr Bredemeyer has been revered throughout the academic, elite social and dark undercover worlds of international espionage as a sophisticated and exceptional man.
Known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing expertise, he has gained a cult following among the highly educated and social elite. This has continued to be the primary reason for the worlds media constantly focusing on this exceptional man.
With many details still covered by the Federal Secrecy act, this website attempts to give the reader an insight into how this great man lives his life, day to day, while continuing to undertake the huge responsibilities for a multi-national company and top-secret missions.
Mr Bredemeyer has featured in many magazines and has been the subject of many multi-part documentary series over the last few years. Links to the articles and series will be added as the site is updated.
Ian Bredemeyer : The jawline of a superhero, the body of a greek god, the intelligence of Dr Manhattan, wrapped in the charm of Bond, James Bond
THE STORY
Ian Bredemeyer was born into the German aristocracy, on a thursday, around noon.
Although his actual date of birth is unknown, the palace has stressed on many occasions that the actual age is irrelevant. Further to this, they have advised that the rumour around the Queen “finding Ian in her beer” is untrue and a deliberate ploy by the extremist midget overlords to undermine the German economy.
From the age of 7, Bredemeyer was home schooled by a troop of Oopma Loompas’ that his nanny had borrowed from MGM. This is when Ian’s natural ability with the ladies first surfaced and he also attracted the attentions of the secret service agencies that would form a large part of his career later in life. Litigation between MGM and several of the gov agencies over the apparent misuse of the Oopma Loompas is ongoing.
Later in his 20′s, as part of his work with NASA, Bredemeyer became the first man to “moon” the earth although this was in part overshadowed by the media believing he was masquerading as an alien due to a bad lighting situation and a wardrobe malfunction.
THE LEGEND
Contact.
Mr Ian Bredemeyer Esq Snr III
22 Acacia Avenue
South Perth, WA 6151
himself@bredemeyer.org (if you’re serious, see the Terms and Conditions)
Mobile : +61 (0)491 570 110
Skills Summary.
Academic prodigy, Socialite, Undercover Guru
